for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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