so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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