i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
