i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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