? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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