one two three fourrrrnication!
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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