the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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