My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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