it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
