Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just pee around me
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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