Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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