IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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