No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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