were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
