jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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