Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
