i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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