i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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