I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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