you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I want to have your abortion
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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