We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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