i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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