You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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