It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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