DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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