i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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