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i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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