He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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