Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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