She's JV to your varsity
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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