so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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