i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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