All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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