I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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