well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Who did Billy Mays play for?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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