that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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