Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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