I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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