apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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