Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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