Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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