How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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