how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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