She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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