Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
if i can run in heels then i can drive
oh god the rape fog is back!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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