i just google imaged poop.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Operation Purity has been aborted
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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