what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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