just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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