I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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