Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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