question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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