Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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