I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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