This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
they need to just BURY HIM!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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