Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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